Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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