you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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