I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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