My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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