There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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