So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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