He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She bit a glass in half.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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