Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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