brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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