He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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