can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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