With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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