I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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