I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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