Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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