jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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