Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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