I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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