thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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