Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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