I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.