It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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