I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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