So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
