Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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