The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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