Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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