im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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