I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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