party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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