i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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