They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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