Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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