Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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