sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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