just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She told me I should be a condom model.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Boobs are out for the taking
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
