im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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