Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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