i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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