party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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