did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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