just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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