the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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