someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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