What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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