very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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