Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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