just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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