I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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