i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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