just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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