Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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