Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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