what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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