doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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